You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if i died would you start the facebook group?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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