like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
only you would photoshop your dick
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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