But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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