i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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