Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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