i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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