woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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