As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
