Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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