man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm both gender and math confused
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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