So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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