So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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