i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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