Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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