yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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