you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize