At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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