Do vagina's smell?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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