I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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