either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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