going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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