paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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