i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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