As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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