im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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