Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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