I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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