just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
