Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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