I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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