i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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