I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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