also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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