the day after is always just damage control
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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