Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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