come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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