i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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