We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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