We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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