you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Found your dick twin last night
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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