You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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