He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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