carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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