So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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