You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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