google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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