Don't you send me to vm
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My feet surprised me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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