Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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