if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My cat gives me a boner
well you can't waste a boner
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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