I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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