Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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