Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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